Does Mrs. Claus Have More Fun as a Blonde?

McFarlane Toys has announced a new exclusive Christmas figure, just in time for after Christmas. Mrs. Claus from McFarlane's 2007 Twisted Christmas line is getting a blonde makeover. The figure, well, actually a statue since there is no articulation, will be an exclusive from a company you've probably never heard of, William Davis Collectibles, and can be ordered from EverythingMcFarlane.com. The figure-statue will be limited to 4,000 pieces and cost $29.99, which is at least twice as much as the retail price of the brunette original. Blonde Mrs. Claus should ship in the very non-Christmasy season of May 2010, the time of year that obviously needs more suggestively posed holiday strumpets.

As a blonde or brunette, Mrs. Claus will have all the fun she wants.