G.I. Joe: Retaliation Premiere Trailer

The trailer for the G.I. Joe movie sequel premiered over at Machinma and one thing is painfully apparent: This 2-and-a-half minute Retaliation trailer is better than the entirety of Rise of Cobra. Watch and be amazed at how good it actually looks. As a huge G.I. Joe fan, this is what I wanted from the first movie.

 

Yep, you just saw Cobra Rattlers, Jinx, Snake Eyes without lips, a real Cobra Commander, The Rock as Roadblock, the return of Storm Shadow, the Joe's Killer W.H.A.L.E. hovercraft, Cobra banners on the White House, the Red Ninjas, ninjas fighting on a cliff, and probably other stuff we couldn't really see because of explosions. It also has Bruce Willis as Joe Colton, the original G.I. Joe. Although, I think Bruce Willis might be more so playing Bruce Willis. Maybe the whole movie is a retaliation against Rise of Cobra. I can see that.

- Shawn - 12/13/11