NES Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Theme Song

Dorkly has re-written the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme song about how crappy the original NES Ninja Turtles game was. The game wasn't awful per se, but compared to what was in the arcade at the time, it really did suck. Single-player, unremarkable graphics, and poorly restricted character movement made me hate the game, but I still loved it because it was TMNT. It definitely was one of the most infuriatingly difficult games ever. I was so happy the day I finally beat it because I wouldn't have to play it ever again.

- Shawn - 10/18/11